You Thought It Was a Joke?

You all thought I was joking?  Look what they are finding in the newspaper…… yeah, guess who…

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0- What? You thought I was joking?

 

 

 

 

 

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The First DAy

The first day we put up the Hammock this year was exciting.  The collies were dancing around and barking and Ginger was making like miserable as I set it all up.  I would tell her to stop and she would bark definatly at me telling me off.  After taking a half hour to do a five minute job as Ginger nipped at my pants legs, pulled on the hammock and created mayhem I finally had it set up.  I grabbed my book and drink and went to climb in.  Just as I did so, Ginger pushes against the end where the hammock hooks into the framework using weight to hold it in place and it pops up as I sit in it and crash to the ground.  I watch as Ginger, grinning gleefully while looking at me walks over to the hammacok laying on the ground and lays down on itand grins even more… sigh…. yeah, she studied me putting it together.. somehow she figured that out… *shakes head*

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-of course I figured it out.. I am a genius after all… I was gonna tie it to a rocket but then realized I would lose the Hammock… its way to easy with you old guy….

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Ginger’s New Govt Does First Enforcement

-Here comes the Hammock… okay everyone Operation Smash and Crash is under way once he gets it set up…

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-LOL… Rutherford rocks him then Mick pushes the hammock the other way and Lad runs under it and down goes dad.. heheheh  oh, he is back up for another round…. Smoke rocks him way up and lets him swing back and he goes way up in the air and Rebel pushes him further and down he goes… okay time for Ginger…

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-Ahem… time for the Government Hammock inspection…. we have to make sure you are safe.. muwahahahaha……

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-are these ropes tight… snip… muwahahahahaha

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-you don’t need that foot… or that knee cap…. let me see 10 fingers you only need 7.. muwahahahahahaah  Wait.. where are you going?  The inspection is not over… hehehehe… The Hammock is all mine… MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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I Alert Them All…..

 

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-Hi!  I am Ellen or Ellie.  My job around here is to bark when you leave!  Anybody can bark when somebody comes to the door, but I bark when you leave.  I want to go with you! 🙂  Ny daddy was Trevor forever and my mom was Anya.  Bratwen.. I mean Branwen is my sister, although I don’t claim to know her most of the time.. hehehe

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-Everyone ready for the chase?  I never lead the chase for I am too small.  I am barely at the minimum height for a collie and my body is only half the length of a normal collie.  This is a trait that does run in our family line.  MOst of our collie line was samll , but not this small, until my mommy Anya came along and then we had some big ones like Mick, Branwen and Smoke.  On the smaller side of the normal we would be. But, my grandmother was called Peanut…. she was my size…..

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-I am what dad calls one of the strangest collies. 90% of the time you dont even know I am here.  Quiet, always watching what is going on… I like to snuggle  and love it when dad says to me “come snuggle schtubby”  his nickname for me for I am so small….  well, off to take a nap by the door of course so I can alert everyone when someone is leaving!

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Ginger Tells the Truth

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Hi! Welcome to the Meadow… My name is Ginger and all that stuff you heard about me is not true.  I am innocent and a very gentle and loving collie.

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Um…. last time I disagreed my food was full of dead spiders….. so no comment…

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I also do not battle dad for the Hammock…. its another tall tale…

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Its mine old guy… do you surrender yet… Rowwwr!!!!

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I also do not blow up Atomic Warheads or create mutant armies…

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GINGER!!!!!!!!!!!

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Master Ginger…. now that you have nuked that country would you like your army of the undead to move in for the conquest?

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Wow, forgot about that preplanned attack….. ahem…

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I really am a good girl…. what?  No dad, I didnt eat your pie…. burp….
So, dear friend do not believe what you read here for I really am a good girl…

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Yes, believe everything you read here and if Ginger pays you a visit, be afraid.. be very afraid….

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Ginger….. Need we say more….

Er, hey old guy.  Like that new tractor, ya know the blood red one.  Yeah, yeah whats her name… yeah that one.  Well, its is amazing what it will do.  Yeah, you know that… well I bet you didnt know it can create its own opening through the garage wall did you?  What?  How do I know that?  Dont you worry about how I know that… but I do know it will also crush the neighbor’s car…. muwahahahahahah!  Wait.. dont look out the window….just take  my word for it.  By the way, you need to mount a machine gun on the top of her then she will really be a death machine… 

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I Am Branwen

–We hope you all had a wonderful Easter!

When I was little the old guy came and saw me after I was born.  I was of course the first one out… after all I am Branwen.  The old guy picked me up and stuck his finger in front of my mouth and I wrapped my tongue around it and sucked it into my mouth….. bluch… yuck.. patooey!  I knew then this guy was gonna be trouble… sigh… this picture is taken right after he pulled his finger out of my mouth…..  rotten old guy….

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Then I got to come home after a few weeks.  We came running in and our whole litter was rolling and playing and fighting up a storm when I was pulled away and put into his arms…. the %$#$@#$ stopped my play time!!!!  Then they  put on my traveling hat and scarf for the ride home… I thought they were taking em away to feed me to the Chinese…. after all everyone knows the world revolves around me and also food!!!   Good thing he couldnt read my mind here…

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So, they give me this toy….  here I am trying to pick it up so I can batter the rest of the collies into submission…

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-Then I grew up and got a bigger toy and did batter the rest of the collies… muwahahahaha…

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Here I am after a spring shed trying to look like my old pops.. Trevor Forever…….  As you can see I am happy unless there is no food…. if someone is breathing my air…. invading my space…. touching a toy that is mine (they are all mine by the way!)….. or they are eating what I deem is my food…. or just annoying me by existing….. other than that I am a very happy girl…..

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Okay, you will have to excuse me…..  Hey, you.. ya you!!! Stop breathing my air!   You! Yeah you over there.. stop existing because you annoy me!  And you over there….. drop that toy .. it is mine now!!!  Ellen!!! Listen little sister I am going to sit on you at supper time and eat your food….  Lad.. stop playing with your ball….  Ginger plot in someone else’s universe!!!  Smoke….. I dont know just go away!!!  Old Guy I want those chips!  Rutherford you do not need that leg you have three others!!! Walter give me that football or you will not see the sun rise…. Mick…. go play in the road!!!  All of you.. get lost this is my

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Rain Is Coming

Rain is coming?  Ah yes, time to dig up those lightning rods, install them, run lines to the hammock and then wait…. muwahahahahahahahahahahah   Yes old guy, et nice and comfy in that hammock… muwahahhaha

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A little modification here, a little modification there

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-Oh Oh there she goes again…….

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-huh, what a spoil sport….. all I did was modify his hammock a little bit…

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-I dont think modifying his hammock includes smoke bombs followed by a bucket of water falling on him with flour then falling on him… yeah… he is not humored…

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-Huh, what does grounded till judgement day mean… will have to look that up….

 

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Pure Compassion

-oh no here it comes….

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-Am I disturbing you? MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH  Just checking thought you were dead… what? What if you were dead … well I would roll you off this and take a nap… why?

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