-Here it is Ginger, you said stuff it in the toilet and flush.. okay off to try it…

-Okay everyone join in and lets sing with Johnny (get it ? “Johnny”)  Muwahahahahaah



-Hi Dad!  Just checking!  Yep, you are still ugly!!!




0  I Ginger thinks that is an understatement…. muwahahahahaha






Good Friday

Today is the day that Jesus died a terrible death to pay for our sins.  Even us collies recognize this and react accordingly.  We watch each year as it grows silent on Good Friday here and as the old Guy goes deep into prayer, the Bible and contemplating it all. We have our own thoughts…

  • – You know dad, if you humans had only listened and obeyed he wouldnt have had to do this…. but we collies love you humans anyways!

-Everyone should take a moment today to thank Jesus for his sacrifice.  I wish we collies could go to church too.,,,,


-The Good News is he died because he unconditionally loves us all, just like we collies love you dad….  although at times we do have to blush….

-Even I, the future world dictator, take time to be thankful today.  When I come to rule the world you will have the day off from your labors in supporting me to worship….  Good thing he forgives you….   I Ginger never forgets….  But, seriously take some time to reflect upon what was done…

33 And when the sixth hour[c] had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour.[d] 34 And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” which means, “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” 35 And some of the bystanders hearing it said, “Behold, he is calling Elijah.” 36 And someone ran and filled a sponge with sour wine, put it on a reed and gave it to him to drink, saying, “Wait, let us see whether Elijah will come to take him down.” 37 And Jesus uttered a loud cry and breathed his last. 38 And the curtain of the temple was torn in two, from top to bottom. 39 And when the centurion, who stood facing him, saw that in this way he[e] breathed his last, he said, “Truly this man was the Son[f] of God!”











-Winchester took my toy!

-There goes another toy with Winchester……

-Wow, he is being very productive in his toy stealing today… head of requisition he will be when I am world Dictator.

-What? I didnt steal any toys!  Whats that in my mouth?  Look dad! Ginger is up to something inside the house!

-That was almost too easy!

  • Trying to take a picture of me dad?

-Muwahahahahahahahahahah   not having much luck are you?


-Ooops, did I move backwards just as you snapped that picture?  heheheheeh


  • What do you mean no goofy expressions?





Taketh Away!!!!


-Dad recently played this clip from a movie about something cool that happened a long time ago. I have to admit it was pretty awesome and I got some ideas from it.  But, I Ginger, your future World Dictator Digress.  Dad asked what we would do if we were there.  Well, when the water parted I would’ve thought it was cool but I would’ve probably reacted by saying something like “Holy S**t!”  But, that is I.. Ginger! Then as we ran down to the bottom between the water I wouldve probably tripped the old guy and ran over the top of him just for fun.  Then I wouldve thrown the cats into the water, gave the Egyptians the finger if I had a middle finger and ran past everyone to the other side.

-Not sure she would’ve been with Moses if you ask me, perhaps with Pharoah, but then of course he was a cat person, so perhaps not!

-Now that my minion Winchester has stopped let me continue…  When the old guy was running up to dry land I wouldve tripped him again and ran over him again… muwahahahahahah   as the water closed over the Egyptians I wouldve taken notes.. after all this is something I can use for World Domination. Then I would’ve watered Moses foot as he stood there just to make sure he knew I was there….  then I wouldve made obscene gestures to Pharaoh on the other side just to rub it in… Muwahahahaha

-So, let me Ginger ask you , what would you have done if you had been there? Time to go the Old Guy is not looking pleased…