The First DAy

The first day we put up the Hammock this year was exciting.  The collies were dancing around and barking and Ginger was making like miserable as I set it all up.  I would tell her to stop and she would bark definatly at me telling me off.  After taking a half hour to do a five minute job as Ginger nipped at my pants legs, pulled on the hammock and created mayhem I finally had it set up.  I grabbed my book and drink and went to climb in.  Just as I did so, Ginger pushes against the end where the hammock hooks into the framework using weight to hold it in place and it pops up as I sit in it and crash to the ground.  I watch as Ginger, grinning gleefully while looking at me walks over to the hammacok laying on the ground and lays down on itand grins even more… sigh…. yeah, she studied me putting it together.. somehow she figured that out… *shakes head*

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-of course I figured it out.. I am a genius after all… I was gonna tie it to a rocket but then realized I would lose the Hammock… its way to easy with you old guy….

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Ginger’s New Govt Does First Enforcement

-Here comes the Hammock… okay everyone Operation Smash and Crash is under way once he gets it set up…

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-LOL… Rutherford rocks him then Mick pushes the hammock the other way and Lad runs under it and down goes dad.. heheheh  oh, he is back up for another round…. Smoke rocks him way up and lets him swing back and he goes way up in the air and Rebel pushes him further and down he goes… okay time for Ginger…

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-Ahem… time for the Government Hammock inspection…. we have to make sure you are safe.. muwahahahaha……

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-are these ropes tight… snip… muwahahahahaha

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-you don’t need that foot… or that knee cap…. let me see 10 fingers you only need 7.. muwahahahahahaah  Wait.. where are you going?  The inspection is not over… hehehehe… The Hammock is all mine… MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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A little modification here, a little modification there

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-Oh Oh there she goes again…….

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-huh, what a spoil sport….. all I did was modify his hammock a little bit…

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-I dont think modifying his hammock includes smoke bombs followed by a bucket of water falling on him with flour then falling on him… yeah… he is not humored…

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-Huh, what does grounded till judgement day mean… will have to look that up….

 

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A Collie Labor Day Weekend

-Ahhhh… Labot Day Weekend and the Hammock is here….

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-ah…. Barbee on the Grill too…… mmmmmmmmmmmm

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-WE even have fireworks for the Collie Labor Day!  Er… sorry about all that tractor gasoline going up!  Well, grab the hot dog sticks. We might as well make the most of the fire… muwahahahahaha

 

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Collie Conspiracy

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Ah, thanks dad for the hammock!!!  🙂  What?  You want it?  well, give me a minute to enjoy it okay?

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Let me lay down and enjoy it…. aaaahhhh….

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Wow, here comes dad Rutherford… its been two hours and he is getting tired of waiting… Get ready for plan A…

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Sure dad, let me get down… hehehe…

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Um, you know what is coming… dont you?

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Ready?  Muwahahahaha… Lets get him!!!!

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ah yes, slingshotted into the side of the house… they missed.. hmmm.. this wont be pretty… hehehe

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well, that plot is done… time to head in and act innocent…. and scheme up another plot….

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Time to dream up another plot…. hehehehe   What Mom?  What do I know about Dad being embedded in the wall?  Sorry, time for a nap…. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What does Ginger have plotted next?  Will it work? Will it bomb but still be a win for Ginger?  Come back and see!

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-Hi Dad!  How come your clothes are ripped up… why is your body print in the wall?  Why are you angry?  What do you mean what you need is a torch and some gasoline?  Um…. what do you mean we will be portable torches?  Dad, I am innocent I tell you…. ask Branwen what happened… or Ginger…. um.. think I will go take a nap…

 

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Slingshot Time!

I couldn’t take it anymore… he looked so content and happy in that Hammock!  So, I Ginger, your future world dictator made my move.  Lets see how he likes fixing the fence after I slingshotted him out of his hammock into it… muwahahahahahahaha  That will teach him to be happy and content in MY world!

 

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Sunny Afternoons

One of the things the collies love here is laying around the Hammock napping after the big struggle to take it from me.  Many a warm, breezy sleepy afternoon is spent with me reading, then taking a nap in the Hammock as surrounding me on the ground the collies nap too.  From time to time one of the collies will sniff my face to see if I am sleeping then go back to napping. We always waike up refreshed and ready for the next assault on the Hammock…. 🙂  These are the afternoons I enjoy the most I think… not enough of them… but I hope to make more of them in the future.

-Are you awake?  Muwahahahahahahahahaha

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What is Yours Is Ours

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ahh, the couch….. mmmmmmmmmmm

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collies love the couch!!!

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through the years we have always loved the couch!!!  WE are comfort hounds!

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Couches are the best!  We not only love the comfort dad but you know what its really all about?

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What it is really all about is what is yours is ours!!!!  hehehe

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To The Rescue?

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Wonder what happened to him?  Is he okay?

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You are right, he isnt moving…. hmmmmm….

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Dad?  You are not moving dad……  oh no… what did Ginger do this time?

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Um… we have a problem I think….. who is going to go over there and find out… me?  Why me?

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huh, he still isnt moving… I am under his arm and no loves…..  I think Ginger killed him…

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Hallie; She Killed Him!  Kill Ginger!!!  ,,,,,

Ginger; Sigh, get out of my way, do I have to do everything?

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WAKE UP OLD GUY!!!!  Quit yer drooling on yerself!  Rowwwr!!!!!  Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Let that be a lesson to you all!  First, I am cute and I can get away with anything…. however, if I were to kill the old guy would I leave a body or any evidence?  Come on…. think about it! Muwahahahahahahah  After all I am the Schnapp and I am where it is at!

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IT’S BACK!!! The H……

-Can it be?  IT IS!!!! THE HAMMOCK!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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-He is putting it up.. time to strike. You don’t need that rope dad… rip…. you don’t need that pillow… you don’t need to tie it up… *plop* oh here comes lil Hallie to the rescue… *zap. pow, smack!*  hehehe, we took the hammock down with us and the old guy is in it.. muwahahahah

– I love it when the Hammock comes out….. makes my day!

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-He looks so comfortable…. here we go…

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-Guess who old guy! Muwahahahahaha

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-time to go for a spin

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– You don’t need that arm./.. or those fingers.. you have more you selfish silly old guy… now give me the hammock.. muwahahahaha

 

 

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