The first battle for the Meadow

With the upcoming election the collies have gotten into the mood for polyticks themselves and the following does not constitute in anyway upon our current election or support for anyone and is meant to insult everyone…. 🙂

There is growing fervor at the Meadow.  The Northern and North Central Meadow is content with the current system and supports the continuation of using Gold Meadow food which is a high protein stable solid food.  Led by their Champion, Lil Hallie who is the lieutenant of the Old Guy she is for the status quo with her Reprobate Party.  Her hero after the old guy is William McKinley.  McKinley stood for his own Gold Meadow in his day.

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However, out in the West Meadow there is a big movement going on for the Hard working hungry Mick and his Pop-u-in-the-lip Party is wanting a new Meadow food, the Silver Meadow food. It is a smaller piece food but for the same price they get 16 pieces to one.  They are also working for collie control of the means of buying and distributing the food and for a food bank where extra food is bought and stored in case they are more hungry than normal. Mick loves the old guy and his hero is James B. Weaver,

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The South Meadow and Eastern Plains Meadow have their champion, the leader of the Demoncraps, Ginger.  Ginger while a member of the Demoncraps also supports what the Pop-u-in-lips wants and her party is better organized and she is loved for her silver tongue speeches which whip the collies across the meadow into a frenzy.  There is high hopes in some sections of the Meadow that Ginger will win and upset the status quo.  Ginger’s hero is William Jennings Bryan –

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Lil’ Hallie stays in the house for the collies to come and talk with her as she espouses the safety and protection of the status quo. Her right hand man, Rutherford prints out tons of flyers stating their case which is simple.  ” We stand for the solidness and enrichment of the Gold Meadow Food which has always fed our collies since the beginning.  We believe everyone is treated fairly and we are against the suculism of the crazy populinthelips and the Demoncraps.  The Gold Meadow Food has stood the test of time in providing us with solid nutrition.  Stay the course. By t he way the popuinthelips are crazy lunatics and Ginger is a power hungry monster who wants to tax you out of existence. The Gold Meadow food comes in bigger pieces and better for you and Silver Meadow food is not as good for you and its 16 pieces are barely bigger than on piece of Gold Meadow.”

Mick and the Popuinthelips Party are for what is stated above. They have a lot of power for they are large like Mick is and they have decided to swing their support behind Ginger officially but with Mick as the VP candidate..  Their release states ; “Popuinthelips stand for equality and 16 to one pieces of Silver Meadow Food so we can have more food. It is high time that the old guy, his minions the Reprobates hear our cry as we suffer from the lack of what is fair. Vote for Ginger in this election”

Ginger tours the Meadow and the collies are whipped into a frenzy by her wonderful speeches.  A quote from Ginger’s speeches. “They have laughed at our asking for more, they have scoffed at our ideas, but we no longer beseech and we no longer ask, we stand defiant and are now on the move.  We only want what is rightfully ours, we also only want control of it.  Is it too much to ask for fairness?  They state that our Silver Meadow Food is smaller, but 16 pieces together make up more than their one piece, they state is is not as good for us, but we can have more and make up the lack of nutrition by overwhelming numbers of food.  They calls us suculists, but we are not suculists, we are only trying to reform their crapitalism so we too can have our fair share.  We are the majority here, why do we have to answer to the few.  Should we not control our food, how it is bought and distributed and to set aside some just in case leaner times come so we can survive?  Who is more important here?  Shall the collies rule?  Burn down the house and leave the meadows alone and the house will spring up again.  But burn down the meadows and the house will fall down in ruins!  Do not listen to lil’ Hallie who is the mouthpiece for the old guy.  We stand on the verge of destiny! IT is time we took our rightful place in the course for history. Vote for me for World Dictator… er.. President of the Meadows and I will handle the old guy!!!”

The campaign has been hard fought and the Ginger toured the meadow daily till exhausted. Li’Hallie sat inside and comfy next to the old guy and took in audiences while Rutherford handed out his propaganda.  Meanwhile Winchester did the same for Ginger.  Mick continued to support Ginger in the West Meadow but in the South he began siding with the Reprobates because in the South the Demoncraps are seen as part of establishment.

Voting finally came today….   and the votes are as follows;

Lil Hallie  2.5 votes!

Ginger     2.5  votes!

What?  Who voted both ways?

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Sorry, I Mick of the popuinthelips voted  a half vote for each one.  While I support Ginger, both parties are establishment in certain areas.  Dont know how this will change things but I was torn because I like the old guy, support ginger and Lil’ Hallie arranged for us to get a bit more food so I am happy.

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I Ginger call upon our readers to voice your opinion!!!!   Vote for me as President so I have power to take on the old guy.  Vote for me! Vote  for  me  President  of  the Meadow.  Then  someday  World Dictator!

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