Ginger Has The Answer

Ginger here!  As we know everyone has Turkey for Thanksgiving.  I Ginger am amazed at how humans do everything the hard way. First they take off the feathers, then cut up the Turkeys, then freeze them, to only thaw them out to cook them so they can eat it!  I, Ginger, find that ridiculous.  Humans need to learn to do things simply…..   there is only one way to do a Turkey and here it is:

-A flamethrower!  Think about it, defeathers, cooks, burns out all the undesirable stuff in less than 30 seconds!  No more hours over a hot stove… no more unthawing… no more freezing… no more waiting hours to eat!   Just squeeze the trigger and PRESTO… instant Turkey Fricassee…….  No applause please I know I am smart!

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-Dear Lord I would hate to see how she would cook a steak!