We love to hear you tell the Christmas story every year dad, but we keep telling you we can add things to the story for we were there!!!! That is right we collies were there and we can prove it!!!!
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That is right and I can prove it! Here is what one of my world domination research teams found… a original picture of the first Christmas! Notice something about all those there?
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This is a original picture of the nativity!!! Look at them…. they are not stinky humans they are collies!!! So there! Ginger has proven what you humans have been hiding for all these years! We collies were there!
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Those three wisemen brought collie treats and we know for we were there. Any more questions Old Guy?
What? What did the Angels Sing?
Well they sung many songs, but this one we liked the best…
Why are you shaking your head old guy?
Collies Of The Meadow 
But which one of you was in the manger?