Well, you don’t really need that finger after all you have nine more!!!
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I’m sorry I scratched your eye but look on the bright side you have one left!
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I know that hurt… but you have two arms and that means you have one that still works….
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Oh you are so selfish… so what if I rip one foot off you still have the other greedy!
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What? What sandwich? Oh, that sandwich. Yeah I ate it you have a fridge full of them you can make another one you know…. by the way put a little more mayo on the next one okay?
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What? Did I rip the sleeve off your shirt? Why? Doesnt it have another sleeve? What? Ain’t I cute!! Gotta love me!!!
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Yes, I now your ankle is attached… so far…. but come on I want it and you know what is mine is mine what is yours is mine and everything will be mine once I come to world domination. Say, tomorrow where your gray socks they taste better.
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But Dad, I beat them up because they were breathing MY air!!!
Yes, collies have a logic of their own for everything they do and after a while you begin to see the illogical logic behind it!
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By the way dad, did you know that E=MC2 ….. um.. when’s lunch?
This logic sounds absolutely PERFECT to me. Go collies!
Love and Valentine licks,
Cupcake